when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

At first I thought that someone was saying that was the name to one of their songs….

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Damion was still sound asleep laying on his back as well, one of his arms around her the other by his side. image Something about having someone with him in bed made it easier to sleep, easier to stay asleep and not dream, or at least not dream of dark…

She laughed, “Good morning darling” She said softly, laying on her back to rub lotion on her baby bump to help with stretch marks.

He yawns and rubs the sleep from his eyes before looking around. “Oh right i moved in. How did you sleep Hope?” He asks with a yawn.

She laughs, “did you forget?” She asked and covered her tummy. “I slept wonderfully, you are the perfect cuddle buddy”

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Damion was still sound asleep laying on his back as well, one of his arms around her the other by his side. image Something about having someone with him in bed made it easier to sleep, easier to stay asleep and not dream, or at least not dream of dark…

She laughed, “Good morning darling” She said softly, laying on her back to rub lotion on her baby bump to help with stretch marks.

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Opposites Attract || iamthemonsteryouseek (closed)   

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themosthumanpower:

Hope had heard about the party, but she didn’t like the idea of going to those. 

So rather than hanging out and socializing, she went to bed so she could get a good night’s sleep for school.

He kept a careful eye on the clock so he would know when to go. At around 11 he told his friends goodbye and began walking. He kept his head low as not to be spotted by someone who who either rat or beat him up. 

When he arrived at the house he climbed up the drain pipe and over to his window. After struggling with the window from the outside he opened it and crawled inside. He didn’t bother changing or closing the window before he collapsed into his bed.

Hope was a heavy sleeper, so she didn’t hear him struggling with the window, however knce his body literally plopped into hers, making her gasped awake, “What the hell!?” She asked, reaching over and turning in her bedside lamp, “Cecil?” She asked, her face getting red. “What are you doing in my bed and why are you on me?” She asked, was she still dreaming?

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"DO NOT REBLOG MY ROLEPLAYS."


—Every roleplayer to every blogger that doesn’t know standard Tumblr RP boundaries. (via thesoullesshunter)
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captain-ulfr:

Damion was still sound asleep laying on his back as well, one of his arms around her the other by his side. image Something about having someone with him in bed made it easier to sleep, easier to stay asleep and not dream, or at least not dream of dark things.

Once the nausea ran it’s corse, she washed her face and brushed her teeth before going and back to bed, snuggling back to him and trying to rest.

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Sex toy || captain-ur            

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Hope smiled and leaned against him. “Me too, it was a fun date” She smiled and kissed his cheek.

He smiles and lifts her head slightly to kiss her lips. “Yeah It was a fun date, but now its gonna be and even more fun night. Unless you are tired that is.”

She chuckled, “I am a but tired” She frowned.

"Then bed it is." He smiles and drives them back home before helping her to bed and laying down next to her in just his boxers. "Ill just take this half of the bed." He says with a smirk before kissing her softly and wrapping his arms around her.

He was so good to her, she could feel herself slowly getting very strong feelings for him. “We share all of the bed” She said and latched onto him.

He laughs and pulls her closer. “Yeah we can all share it.” Damion kisses her softly before closing his eyes and smiling. “Goodnight Hope.”

She smiled into his kiss, her eyes already closed and ready to go to sleep.
"Night night" She said as she fell asleep, snuggling him tight.

Damion smiles more and falls asleep next to her. It was the first nights sleep that he had been able to get that was not interrupted by nightmares or ghosts of those who he had lost, so he slept later then he had intended and therefor was still asleep the next morning after Hope had woken.

Hope was sound asleep as well, laying on her back because it was uncomfortable to lay on her stomach.
There was something about being pregnant that made her snore, not loudly, but just a little grunt every now and then.
Around 10:07am she was awoken by a bout of nausea. Thankfully she was abke ti control it and keep quiet so she didn’t make him.

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Sex toy || captain-ur            

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Hope smiled and leaned against him. “Me too, it was a fun date” She smiled and kissed his cheek.

He smiles and lifts her head slightly to kiss her lips. “Yeah It was a fun date, but now its gonna be and even more fun night. Unless you are tired that is.”

She chuckled, “I am a but tired” She frowned.

"Then bed it is." He smiles and drives them back home before helping her to bed and laying down next to her in just his boxers. "Ill just take this half of the bed." He says with a smirk before kissing her softly and wrapping his arms around her.

He was so good to her, she could feel herself slowly getting very strong feelings for him. “We share all of the bed” She said and latched onto him.

He laughs and pulls her closer. “Yeah we can all share it.” Damion kisses her softly before closing his eyes and smiling. “Goodnight Hope.”

She smiled into his kiss, her eyes already closed and ready to go to sleep.
"Night night" She said as she fell asleep, snuggling him tight.

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Opposites Attract || iamthemonsteryouseek (closed)   

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[Text:] I miss recess…

[Text:] Oh wow.. I take like, 30 minutes to do five problems when I am not using a calculator, and they are almost always wrong :/

After she sent that text she cracked her window because she enjoyed the skunds of the night and the cool breeze.
She figured he wasn’t gonna text back so she plugged her phone in and crawled into bed.

[text] Don’t we all. 

He sent that and watched as the car pulled out of the drive. Cecil sighed and shook his head. He ran down to the kitchen to grab a quick bite before he left for the night. He went out the front door, locking it behind him.

He knew he’d be home long before Marina and Alec anyhow. He looked up at the sky before calling Mica to give him a ride out to the party that night. 

Hope had heard about the party, but she didn’t like the idea of going to those.
So rather than hanging out and socializing, she went to bed so she could get a good night’s sleep for school.

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Sex toy || captain-ur            

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Hope smiled and leaned against him. “Me too, it was a fun date” She smiled and kissed his cheek.

He smiles and lifts her head slightly to kiss her lips. “Yeah It was a fun date, but now its gonna be and even more fun night. Unless you are tired that is.”

She chuckled, “I am a but tired” She frowned.

"Then bed it is." He smiles and drives them back home before helping her to bed and laying down next to her in just his boxers. "Ill just take this half of the bed." He says with a smirk before kissing her softly and wrapping his arms around her.

He was so good to her, she could feel herself slowly getting very strong feelings for him. “We share all of the bed” She said and latched onto him.

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Opposites Attract || iamthemonsteryouseek (closed)   

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[Text:] Yeah, ’ some’… but PE is one of those that are stupid. Physical Education? more like Public Embarrassment.

[Text:] We’re not supposed to used calculators? Oops, no wonder I’m passing.

She yawned, putting her homework in her back pack and laid out her clothes for tomorrow.

[Text:] You’re welcome, Cecil :)

[text] I so wasn’t talking about gym. I just wish we could still have recess. They want us to exercise? Let us do it on our terms.

[text] Some teachers want you to do it all on paper and use calculators. Those are evil teachers.

He walked over to his window to make sure it was unlocked for that night. He smiled down at his phone when he got her last text.

[Text:] I miss recess…

[Text:] Oh wow.. I take like, 30 minutes to do five problems when I am not using a calculator, and they are almost always wrong :/

After she sent that text she cracked her window because she enjoyed the skunds of the night and the cool breeze.
She figured he wasn’t gonna text back so she plugged her phone in and crawled into bed.

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Oh yay my dad’s being a dick and then tells me to make him a sandwich.

Guess who’s making a sandwich?

Me.

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Sex toy || captain-ur            

captain-ulfr:

Hope smiled and leaned against him. “Me too, it was a fun date” She smiled and kissed his cheek.

He smiles and lifts her head slightly to kiss her lips. “Yeah It was a fun date, but now its gonna be and even more fun night. Unless you are tired that is.”

She chuckled, “I am a but tired” She frowned.

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Opposites Attract || iamthemonsteryouseek (closed)   

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[Text:] yeah, the American education system is fucked.

[Text:] We graduated in two years and I have no idea how to do taxes, but thank god I know what Shakespeare meant in that one stanza and can work out an algebraic formula.

She sent, chuckling to herself before she got his last reply. She frowned, she was happy he was better, but sad he thought that she woukd tell.

[Text:] Alright, and no worries about others knowing. I don’t tell other’s business.

[text] At least some classes aren’t completely useless. 

[text] And what’s with the whole no calculators thing? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the real world had calculators.

He looked over the assignment and grinned. That he could and would gladly do. As he got her last text he found himself smiling slightly.

[text] Thanks princess. That means a lot.

[Text:] Yeah, ’ some’… but PE is one of those that are stupid. Physical Education? more like Public Embarrassment.

[Text:] We’re not supposed to used calculators? Oops, no wonder I’m passing.

She yawned, putting her homework in her back pack and laid out her clothes for tomorrow.

[Text:] You’re welcome, Cecil :)

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Sex toy || captain-ur            

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She shrugged, “I donno, but you never know if you don’t try” She shrugged, laughing a but when he said he’d make her sore. “The poor baby is going to come out with black eyes or something” she snorted.

He laughs hard when she says that. “That is a good one Hope. anything good playing now?” He asks as they head down the road.

She chuckled, she was glad that she coukd make him laugh so easily. “Hmmm… wanna see a comedy or action?” She asked.

"hmmm, comedy i guess." He shrugs and pulls into the parking lot. "I dont really have a preference Hope."

"Alright, how about Let’s be Cops?" She suggested as she got out the car.

He shrugs and walks over to hold the door open for her. “Sounds like a plan to me.”

"Awesome"
She said and took his hand as the walked in, bought their tickets and a slushy because Hope had a craving.
The movie was hilarious, both he and her laughed until their stomachs hurt.
"That was fun, wasn’t it?" She asked, smiling wide as they walkrd out to the parking lot.

He nods and wraps his arm around her shoulders. “Yeah it was, I’m glad that we went out to the movies.”

Hope smiled and leaned against him. “Me too, it was a fun date” She smiled and kissed his cheek.

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