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"Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?"
"One day, I was sent home from my final exams because my mother had not been able to pay the registration fees. On the way home, a man came up to me and asked what was wrong. ‘Nothing,’ I told him. He asked me again. So I told him that I’d been sent home from school. He then gave me the money I needed to take my exams. I’d never seen him before, and I’ve never seen him again."

(Entebbe, Uganda)

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Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
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SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

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bonus points for the reason

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Work rant bc wtf

I hate how guys take compliments too far into context or whatever.
I tell a guy that I like his shoes and he is all like “dude she wants my dick”
Like what? What the fuck?
Are you that fucking insecure or jsut plain stupid?
No, I don’t want your dick. I want your shoes you shit-faced mother fucker.

Okay like I am not society’s ‘perfect woman.’ Men, for some fucked up reason, have always gotten really uncomfortable if they think I have feelings for them.
Like oh no, the fat girl likes me and then they suddenly just start being dicks. Idk. Anyways, the reason of the story is that I told this guy at work that he had a great since of humor, he made a face and said “um.. I have a girlfriend”
What?? That’s great, but I didn’t ask??? and frankly I could care less because your face looks looks like the doctor dropped you on it when you fell out your moms vagina. I told you that you were funny and you look like you smelt a fart and then told me about your love life?? A Thank you would have been better.

What the fuck is wrong with guys taking a compliment as me asking for their dick?
And also why do they look disgusted at the idea of me having a crush on them?

Idk but I am done with the world and people. I’m just gonna do my fucking job and get paid.

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She chuckled, “You and I are alike I suppose” She said softly before she kissed him gently.
"Penis" She said softly, which eched.
She laughed and ran out of the church. “I’m going to hell” She said, laughing as she spun around the light poll just outside

Damion laughs and follows her out. “Don’t worry ill already be there and we can escape hell together.” He says with a smile as he watches her spin on the pole. 

"Sounds like a plan" She sang, tripping over her shoe lase and accidentally smacking her face into the poll. "Ow" She said and started to laugh more, snorting and blushing because she was laughing so much. The blush depend due to the sound she made. She moved her hands to cover her laughing, blushy face.

Damion just chuckles and shakes his head. “Come here you klutz.” He holds out his arms for her.

Her lips pursed, moving from left to right—She was trying not to smile.
"I’m not even going to argue that.." She chuckled and playfully fell into his arms, she knew he would catch her. He was something she could always count on. "I love you" She said softly.

Damion lifts her head and kisses her softly. “I love you too Hope.” He smiles and holds her close.

She smiles into the kiss before deepening it “Yey” She cooed happily and gave him a squeeze.
"I wanna go to lunch before we go to the other place I wanna show you, okay? I don’t want to go there without some food" She said softly.

"Whatever you want is fine with me Hope." He smiles and sets her down. "But you might want to tie you shoes first."

She blushes a bit. “Yeah, that would be smart” She chuckled softly.

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She chuckled, “You and I are alike I suppose” She said softly before she kissed him gently.
"Penis" She said softly, which eched.
She laughed and ran out of the church. “I’m going to hell” She said, laughing as she spun around the light poll just outside

Damion laughs and follows her out. “Don’t worry ill already be there and we can escape hell together.” He says with a smile as he watches her spin on the pole. 

"Sounds like a plan" She sang, tripping over her shoe lase and accidentally smacking her face into the poll. "Ow" She said and started to laugh more, snorting and blushing because she was laughing so much. The blush depend due to the sound she made. She moved her hands to cover her laughing, blushy face.

Damion just chuckles and shakes his head. “Come here you klutz.” He holds out his arms for her.

Her lips pursed, moving from left to right—She was trying not to smile.
"I’m not even going to argue that.." She chuckled and playfully fell into his arms, she knew he would catch her. He was something she could always count on. "I love you" She said softly.

Damion lifts her head and kisses her softly. “I love you too Hope.” He smiles and holds her close.

She smiles into the kiss before deepening it “Yey” She cooed happily and gave him a squeeze.
"I wanna go to lunch before we go to the other place I wanna show you, okay? I don’t want to go there without some food" She said softly.

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I love this so much

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am the other kind.

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super-nature:

brandyway:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES

ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES

OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY

I am dying omg

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She chuckled, “You and I are alike I suppose” She said softly before she kissed him gently.
"Penis" She said softly, which eched.
She laughed and ran out of the church. “I’m going to hell” She said, laughing as she spun around the light poll just outside

Damion laughs and follows her out. “Don’t worry ill already be there and we can escape hell together.” He says with a smile as he watches her spin on the pole. 

"Sounds like a plan" She sang, tripping over her shoe lase and accidentally smacking her face into the poll. "Ow" She said and started to laugh more, snorting and blushing because she was laughing so much. The blush depend due to the sound she made. She moved her hands to cover her laughing, blushy face.

Damion just chuckles and shakes his head. “Come here you klutz.” He holds out his arms for her.

Her lips pursed, moving from left to right—She was trying not to smile.
"I’m not even going to argue that.." She chuckled and playfully fell into his arms, she knew he would catch her. He was something she could always count on. "I love you" She said softly.

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She chuckled, “You and I are alike I suppose” She said softly before she kissed him gently.
"Penis" She said softly, which eched.
She laughed and ran out of the church. “I’m going to hell” She said, laughing as she spun around the light poll just outside

Damion laughs and follows her out. “Don’t worry ill already be there and we can escape hell together.” He says with a smile as he watches her spin on the pole. 

"Sounds like a plan" She sang, tripping over her shoe lase and accidentally smacking her face into the poll. "Ow" She said and started to laugh more, snorting and blushing because she was laughing so much. The blush depend due to the sound she made. She moved her hands to cover her laughing, blushy face.

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She chuckled, “You and I are alike I suppose” She said softly before she kissed him gently.
"Penis" She said softly, which eched.
She laughed and ran out of the church. “I’m going to hell” She said, laughing as she spun around the klght poll just outside

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"The prettiest parts if the city, the ones worth seeing" She said softly and frowned, "Fine fine.. on the way back" She agreed and buckled back up.

"Just tell me the way to go and i will go that way." He says smiling after giving her cheek a kiss. "We go where you want to Hope." He says pulling away from the side of the road.

She shakes her head, “I want you focused on looking, not driving” She said and crossed her arms, smiling when he kissed her cheek. She could be so stubborn at times.
"If you want, I can show you on foot so we don’t risk getting a ticket"

"Alright." He says and pulls into a parking lot of a store in town. "Lead the way then Hope." He smiles at her and shuts the car off.

Hope got out, looking around to get a handle on where they were and how to get where she wanted to go. “Alright” She said and took his hand, leading him up the block and across a few cross walks before thwy came to an old catholic cherch. “I’m nit Catholic, but it’s beautiful inside” she said before leading him in.
Inside was like walking back in time, stainglass windows filled the room with loads of beautifully colored light, the pews were hand carfed and there were thousands of candles on the aulter around this huge piano thing. “See?” She asked softly, her vlice etching in the huge room.

Damion smiles and looks around the inside of the church. “Wow its big and yeah your right its pretty.” His voice echos louder then hers in the church.

She giggled softly at all the echoing. “This is where they took us each Christmas at the orphanage” She said softly and went to the 7th pew. “I carved my name here” She pointed, smiling as she ran her fingers over the carving in the wood.

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"The prettiest parts if the city, the ones worth seeing" She said softly and frowned, "Fine fine.. on the way back" She agreed and buckled back up.

"Just tell me the way to go and i will go that way." He says smiling after giving her cheek a kiss. "We go where you want to Hope." He says pulling away from the side of the road.

She shakes her head, “I want you focused on looking, not driving” She said and crossed her arms, smiling when he kissed her cheek. She could be so stubborn at times.
"If you want, I can show you on foot so we don’t risk getting a ticket"

"Alright." He says and pulls into a parking lot of a store in town. "Lead the way then Hope." He smiles at her and shuts the car off.

Hope got out, looking around to get a handle on where they were and how to get where she wanted to go. “Alright” She said and took his hand, leading him up the block and across a few cross walks before thwy came to an old catholic cherch. “I’m nit Catholic, but it’s beautiful inside” she said before leading him in.
Inside was like walking back in time, stainglass windows filled the room with loads of beautifully colored light, the pews were hand carfed and there were thousands of candles on the aulter around this huge piano thing. “See?” She asked softly, her vlice etching in the huge room.

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